It is different living up here, among the real Obama voters—not like those posers down South who plastered an Obama/Biden '08 sticker to the back of their Hummer—the real kind, not the limp-wristed H2 that General Motors churned out like Rock Crack Cocaine for the masses of The Sopranos Compete Set owning, suburbanized short men.

It's funny how a sentence's beauty and poignancy so often go hand-in-hand.