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How to Shovel Fucking Snow
Put on a hat and gloves. Next, throw on a light jacket. Not too heavy moron; you're going to get sweaty. Also, it's gotta be loose so nothing you bought at H&M. Armani? ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME? Next slam your feet into your boots. No, WITH PURPOSE. What, you don't have boots?! (Rolls eyes). Okay, put on your Aldo dress shoes and put each foot into a few tall plastic bags, doubling or tripling up. Duct tape those fuckers on around your calves. You do have calves, don't you? Yell to nobody in the house in particular, "I'm going out to shovel!
via theawl.com
I laughed like an idiot through this entire thing. If you do too, I strongly suggest How To Cook a Fucking Steak, also by the fine folks at The Awl.
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The Daily Show’s John Oliver Dissects the Propensity Of FOX’s Talking Heads to Always Say America Used To Be Better
via storyballoon.org
This sort of thing is a popular media theme right now, right alongside convincing people of their own incapability.
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Ice Driving
via cynical-c.com
Every couple years, a video pops up showing cars trying to drive on ice. Here's (one of) this year's. You have to commend the passengers' presence of mind to bail once they realized their cars had no intention of stopping as it slid downhill.
Also, here's 2007's, just in case you like watching this sort of thing as much as I do.
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