Stuff No One Told Me, by Alex Noriega



A short, imagined monologue by Mike Lacher by way of McSweeney's:
You don't like that your coworker used me on that note about stealing her yogurt from the break room fridge? You don't like that I'm all over your sister-in-law's blog? You don't like that I'm on the sign for that new Thai place? You think I'm pedestrian and tacky? Guess the fuck what, Picasso. We don't all have seventy-three weights of stick-up-my-ass Helvetica sitting on our seventeen-inch MacBook Pros. Sorry the entire world can't all be done in stark Eurotrash Swiss type.
Purveyors of Outlook-based smileys everywhere, rejoice.
It’s true.
IKEA abandons ~50 years of Futura and Century Schoolbook for … Verdana.
In an interview with swedish design magazine CAP&DESIGN the reason for the change is to be able to use the same font i all countries, including asian countries. Also they want to be able to give the same visual impression both in print and the web.For me it’s a sad day.
That IKEA would abandon 50 years of brand identification and classy typesetting for Verdana is like BMW losing their crest in favor of a Yosemite Sam decal. Befuddling decision, to say the least.
Excellent web timeline/history of my favorite font.
[Via DF]